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Christmas shopping is awesome, only when it is for you…Merry Christmas!!

May Santa give you skill and intelligence this Christmas
so that you can buy gifts for me more efficiently.

At Christmas our house is like a Donnie and Marie Christmas Special.

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

On Christmas!!
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths classThink +ve:)
Merry christmas!!

Santa Claus has the right idea.
Visit people once a year. Merry Christmas!

How can you tell a head nurse?
She’s the one with the dirty knees.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.

KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWAR?
WHAT?
ho…don’t think dirty…
its A ”CIGRETTE”

Let’s be environmentally responsible this year and save Santa a trip by being naughty!

You really put the X in Xmas…Merry Christmas!

My goal this Christmas is to be on both lists: Naughty and Nice.

Santa wont be coming this year…
He died laughing when you said you been a good girl.
Have a Merry Christmas

Let’s Be Naughty this Christmas. And save Santa the trip. Merry Christmas Honey!

The only real blind person at Christmas-time is he who has not Christmas in his heart.

Santa Claus has the right idea.
Visit people once a year. Merry Christmas!

Santa was traveling in a train! A woman sat on his son’s berth & didn’t get up. Santa shouted:”THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD!”

People are worried about wot they eat between Xmas and New Year, but they should really be worried about wot they eat between New Year and Xmas.

C-hrist gave H-imself as a R-eward so that I-ndividual know the S-acrifices T-hat he did for M-ankind to A-chieve the gift of S-alvation. Merry Christmas!